corcarpemei

2009

December 63
November 124
October 52
September 49
August 58
July 98
June 135
May 124
April 105
March 160
February 83
January 97

2008

December 37
November 24
October 44
September 39
August 28
July 58
June 61
May 24
April 16
March 24
February 75
January 40

2007

December 40
November 42
October 90
September 91
August 58
July 159
June 114
May 87
April 89
March 2
February
January 1

FACT

Stephen Sommers wakes up every morning wishing he was Michael Bay.
May 1st
soupsoup: skeetonmischa: via www.dvdbeaver.com Faking...
May 1st
Peggle on iPhone delayed to May 12th So when this happens,...
May 1st
“The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu,...”
— BBC News ARE YOU KIDDING...
May 1st
Warch Watch
Oh please, tuts my barreh! (via mornder) (for Randall)
May 1st
(via fuckyeahvonnegut)
May 1st
lindsaydinkins: (via topherchris) HAHA!  This made me...
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO FAILURE!!! If you like The Office and aren’t checking out the web...
Apr 30th
madthoughts: via The Official White House Photostream is...
Apr 30th
lindsaydinkins: theycallmerass: ...
Apr 30th
Breaking: Arlen Specter to switch to...
Apr 28th
soupsoup: suicideblonde: Winnie Cooper all grow’d up...
Apr 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26)
Apr 27th
I can’t wait to see this.
Apr 27th
“Well, I listened to a ton of Christian music as a kid, and...”
— My friend Blake, after a long...
Apr 27th
Warch Watch
madthoughts: fuckyeahneilpatrickharris indeed! This guy is magical. Take that, magic!
Apr 27th
randomsox: So this just happened… A Jacoby straight steal...
Apr 27th
soupsoup: Gary and AJ Vaynerchuk not happy with the Jets...
Apr 26th
isiticedcoffeeweather.com
Apr 26th
Andrew Bird's "Armchair Apocrypha" album...
Apr 26th
Warch Watch
Choke the chicken. Spank the Monkey. Flog the dolphin. (via hehsus)
Apr 25th
Sometimes this is really the best link on facebook.
Apr 25th

What I want more than anything else from...

To turn off device updates without having to login to twitter’s site. Agree?
Apr 24th
helloszabi: gtmcknight: Metric is label-less for its new...
Apr 24th

It would seem I'm one of them there...

ben: toldorknown: In the announcement of Tumblr’s latest addition to staff, topherchris says he...
Apr 24th
ben: There needs to be some sort of party when Tumblr...
Apr 24th
cerpintaxt: One week from now, you know where I’ll be. So...
Apr 24th

Tumblr is dead tonight.

jimmyjosh: What gives people? Am I the only one on right now?? You are not alone! I’ll tell...
Apr 24th
adrifting: Look what I just did. Clumsy, I know. All I...
Apr 24th
neonstreetlight: colinweaver: neonstreetlight: ...
Apr 24th
brooklynmutt: (via mthrfknluis)
Apr 24th

Shit

saramcpherson: It’s Wednesday? My life has many stories. This is one of them. (Especially...
Apr 23rd
GPOYW: ))<>((
Apr 23rd
Warch Watch
jacob: Poop Back and Forth, Forever. Holy shit! No joke: I just grabbed my ))<>(( shirt out...
Apr 23rd
indierawk: Explosions in the Sky’s The Earth Is Not A Cold...
Apr 23rd
Listen Listen
travors: Heretics - Andrew Bird Thank god it’s fatal.
Apr 23rd
H8 U via
Apr 23rd
As true as it gets. (It’s about bimmers.)
Apr 23rd
Warch Watch
Schick: Mow The Lawn (via redlistedads) Ahhahahaha, this is pretty ballsy.
Apr 22nd
What If Your Dream Job Doesn’t Exist Anymore?...
Apr 22nd
alabamawhitman: amyjowisehart: Later doodz. Mogwai...
Apr 22nd
(via kai)
Apr 22nd
Listen Listen
jimmyjosh: indierawk: Bon Iver - Creature Fear. If you guys watch Chuck, this song was on last...
Apr 22nd
Warch Watch
kiyo: hannahcooper: nickmcglynn: Bike Parkour! THIS IS SO FREAKING AMAZING! Oh my goodness!...
Apr 22nd
Woman burnt to death after setting her own...
Apr 21st
dailymeh: Once, in an attempt to become more cultured, I...
Apr 21st
pile: skippile: Patriots Day .  Scoreboard update. -...
Apr 21st
Warch Watch
claudia: benjaminf: In this video, Emily Haines touches on one of the major themes felt around the...
Apr 20th
Warch Watch
frothyparadise: sarahbelfort: Philip Glass plays “Mad Rush” Instareblog for what is probably my...
Apr 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19)
Apr 19th
This is a case in which neither side wants to win....
Apr 17th

In a world without FakeTwitter

It’s much more difficult to parody the impending onslaught of jejune tweets from middle-aged...
Apr 17th
jacob: So that’s how he got to 1 million…you can’t unfollow...
Apr 17th
helloszabi: morgenstern: dottorcarlo: ...
Apr 17th
So I really want this. It requires a lot of willpower to not...
Apr 17th
Holy shit, this is just what I need.
Apr 17th
Have you ever wondered what epileptics saw...
Apr 17th
livejamie: The most truthful sign at the teabagger protests
Apr 16th

Alright, I'm done acting 12 years old.

Apr 16th
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
frothyparadise: fuddmain: INSTAPUTZ: Ed goes Teabaggin’ ...
Apr 16th
WTF is going on here? Can you explain this for me Randy? ...
Apr 16th
madthoughts: Yummy breakfast. via riotclitshave.com I...
Apr 16th
Listen Listen
indierawk: The Decemberists - Red Right Ankle. “This is the story of the boys who loved you....
Apr 16th
Listen Listen
Röyksopp - It’s What I Want Dedicating this to a friend.
Apr 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12)
Apr 15th
Warch Watch
soupsoup: brooklynmutt: Fox News Is NOT sponsoring the Tea-Baggers. They are just covering an...
Apr 15th
Randy Ranger! (via planettampon)
Apr 15th
kiyo: graphiceverywhere: stephencmr: appropriate. ...
Apr 15th
Warch Watch
soupsoup: hotfoot: lowindustrial: Cat Interrupts Mets Citi Field Debut. Has Disney optioned...
Apr 15th
neonstreetlight: “One gay beer for my gay friend, and one...
Apr 15th
Warch Watch
rosiesiman: If Ashton Kutcher makes 1 million Twitter followers, he’s promised to ding dong ditch...
Apr 14th
neonstreetlight: fluffynotes: Ireland. “Rugged as the...
Apr 14th
petervidani: ems: From the facebook of a friend, Vik T....
Apr 14th
I think this must be my favorite Tumblr Circus derived from...
Apr 14th
jimmyjosh: alextypical: theclapper: Don’t forget, MJ...
Apr 14th
Haircut — before
Apr 14th
Haircut – after
Apr 14th
Found Songs
Apr 14th
neonstreetlight: twosandfives: Miranda July / Loveless...
Apr 11th
tristanjay7: Tone Matrix Tetris. This one is my favorite to...
Apr 10th
inky: Control panel of the craft that took the first human...
Apr 10th
randomsox: Youk’s beard is blogging. And twittering. ...
Apr 10th
Your Day, Wasted.
Apr 10th
Warch Watch
New Balmorhea video! remembrance // balmorhea // all is wild, all is silent (via Vimeo) EDIT: how...
Apr 9th
Warch Watch
adrifting: Baracknophobia - Obey Oh I love how John Stewart puts things sometimes. This is...
Apr 9th
soupsoup: fusioned: Chariot Wearable Transporter: Part...
Apr 9th
“What is most important to me is that the Red Sox win the...”
— Michael Schur, from interview...
Apr 8th
Submitted without commentary.
Apr 8th
GPOYW: Hugging it out edition
Apr 8th

Customer of the Day

Me: Hi, how are you?
SoHo: Umm, goooood.
Me: What can I do for you today?
SoHo: Ummmmmm, I don't know what I want.
SoHo's Friend: I'll get a medium — whatever you call that — um, a latte with um caramel. Oh! "Skinny." Is that what you call that?
Me: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Me (to coworker): One grande skinny vanilla latte.
SoHo: Ummmm, so I want a coffee.
*pause*
Me: What size would you like?
SoHo: Ummmmmmmmmm, can I get a small?
Me: Sure thing. Will that be it?
SoHo: OH OH OH, can I get soooooooy in that?
Me: Sure, would you like your soy milk cold or steamed?
SoHo: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't know. Which one is better for you?
*Me giving her a blank stare and exchanging glances with my coworker and her friend*
SoHo's Friend: They're the same. They're both soy milk.
SoHo: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhummmmmmmmmmm, whatever.
Me: One tall Pike with a bit of cold soy milk.
Apr 8th
Listen Listen
Broken Social Scene - Lover’s Spit This particular version from the B-sides album, Bee Hives,...
Apr 7th
Listen Listen
Final Fantasy - Better Than Worse Of course acknowledging that this is a cover of Bobby Birdman,...
Apr 7th
deadmalls DOT com
Apr 7th
alabamawhitman: tropical-indy: e-money: (via...
Apr 7th
jhnbrssndn: mogadonia: (via) Dare to dream.
Apr 7th
Listen Listen
indierawk: Stars - Calendar Girl. SONGS THAT REMIND ME OF SPRING #21. “I can’t live forever, I...
Apr 6th
Listen Listen
claudia: Twilight Galaxy ~ Metric I’m alright, come on baby I’ve seen all of the demons that...
Apr 6th
magdazine: via www.theinnovationdiaries.com
Apr 6th
jimmyjosh: 5brand: Steven MacNeil, student, USA ...
Apr 6th
I can breathe now. Say what you want, but there are few...
Apr 6th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5)
Apr 6th

I realized...

I will miss Mogwai in about three weeks for the same reason that I will miss Dan Deacon this...
Apr 5th
Listen Listen
indierawk: copycats: Happy Up Here remixed by Boys Noize originally by Royksopp (posted by...
Apr 4th
Warch Watch
jhnbrssndn: alabamawhitman: “In the councils of government, we must guard against the...
Apr 3rd
jimmyjosh: I redid the boards today at work. Here’s one of...
Apr 3rd