corcarpemei

Steven: Internet: still not working. Sad day.

Jul 30th

Steven: O Jebus! 32 unread emails staring me down after coming home from a great night out.

Jul 29th

On the (rumored) New iMac Keyboard

Today, Engadget ran an article addressing a rumor about a supposed design for the keyboards of the...

Jul 27th

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Ridiculous strip with ridiculous companion song. QC in Da Middle East/Questionable Content

Jul 27th

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How I spent my spring.  University of Alabama Alta Marea Winterguard (via al7478)

Jul 27th

My brother.

Jul 27th

My dad and little sister had their picture taken at a silly...

Jul 26th

Hell freezes over: Cranky Geek, John Dvorak,...

Jul 26th

The Grim Reaper is a cat.

Jul 26th

Pope: Creationists, get over it.

Jul 26th

Shark with webbed feet - explain that,...

Jul 26th

Steven: Out to work.

Jul 26th

“Your face, our balls.”
— Faceball

Jul 26th

First Look: Saw IV’s Gruesome International Poster

Jul 26th

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Tilt scream Pong (via cheewee2000)

Jul 26th

New desktop style - 7.25.07: Uploaded with plasq’s...

Jul 25th

Fwd:

Jul 25th

Steven: Everything feels fresh with a new desktop theme.

Jul 25th

Steven: Ridiculously bad weather right now.

Jul 25th

Steven: Playing plasma pong.

Jul 25th

Steven: Twitter thinks that I’m lazy, so I’m updating.

Jul 25th

Steven: Jyte is a really cool idea. I’m in.

Jul 24th

Steven: Announcing a person’s email to the general public is possibly one of the best ways to...

Jul 24th

Steven: @mattmc : I was wondering that myself.

Jul 24th

America's Caffeine Addiction Keeps Growing

Jul 24th

So my music was a little one sided this week.: Uploaded with...

Jul 24th

I ain’t ‘fraid a no christ!  via...

Jul 24th

Steven: Apparently everyone wore jackets with HUGE lapels in the 70’s.

Jul 24th

Steven: Apparently I need to stop popping my neck.

Jul 24th

'Why Do They Hate Us?'

Jul 23rd

AT&T- News Room: We cannot confirm or deny...

Jul 23rd

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Now I’m not a huge believer of most Apple rumors (this one included), but I wouldn’t...

Jul 23rd

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Bibletown, USA: ‘Where church and state are one’

Jul 23rd

Pure gold from the Fox News image archives.  This is real...

Jul 23rd

Steven: I’m not going to read ANY feeds tonight. Just a movie and plenty of sleep.

Jul 23rd

Jones cat

Jul 23rd

This guy is on sale from my home town of Huntsville. Up...

Jul 22nd

iPhone camera problems and solutions

Jul 22nd

Steven: My tumblelog is coming along, but I’d love some suggestions (style, etc.)....

Jul 21st

Ch-ch-ch-changes...

So I’m trying to grow my baby tumblelog and in the next few days I foresee some growing pains...

Jul 21st

Steven: Crawling the Tumblepedia.

Jul 21st

Jul 20th

Jul 20th

Steven: Off to work…again.

Jul 20th

Steven: I’m a little late to the party, but 300 is pretty good so far.

Jul 20th

Steven: The biggest thunder ever just woke me up.

Jul 20th

“The bad news is that time flies. The good news is that...”
— Main character, Ben Willis, in...

Jul 20th

Is Microsoft learning from Web standards...

Jul 19th

House protects public broadcasting

Jul 19th

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Jon Stewart: Report provided ‘scientific basis for irrational discomfort around gay...

Jul 19th

http://xkcd.com/chesscoaster/

Jul 19th

Hummer owner gets angry message

Jul 19th

Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain...

Jul 19th

FBI Spyware Revealed

Jul 19th

Tom DeLay tells College Republicans that...

Jul 19th

War games show Bush wrong on Iraq pullout;...

Jul 19th

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Jul 19th

truthflag (via fiatbrat70) Dissent is patriotic. Our...

Jul 19th

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Dancing Otter (via IamSlammaJamma)

Jul 19th

Steven: If you didn’t already know: The Number 23 sucks.

Jul 19th

Forget swearing like a sailor, looks like we ought to say...

Jul 18th

via thismight.be

Jul 18th

Testing mobile tumbling.

Jul 18th

Neocons on a Cruise: What Conservatives Say...

Jul 18th

Steven: I hate not having a stable internet connection.

Jul 18th

Steven: Days Inn’s internet sucks.

Jul 18th

Steven: Watching Kentucky Fried Movie.

Jul 17th

Steven: Finally back to my Dad’s hotel for the night.

Jul 17th

Petfinder Pet Photo Perhaps one of the cutest puppies ever....

Jul 17th

Steven: The internet is finally working again.

Jul 17th

via ninjapants.org

Jul 16th

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Amy Millan - I Will Follow You Into the Dark (Death Cab for Cutie cover).

Jul 16th

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Man Takes Out 6 Cell Towers In Tank Rampage Sometimes I wish I could do something like this. 

Jul 16th

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Nerd Porn Enlightening. 

Jul 16th

Top 10 Weirdest and Funniest Japanese Condoms

Jul 16th

Steven: Watching Trois couleurs: Bleu.

Jul 16th

The 237 reasons to have sex...Wait, there are...

Jul 15th

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Cat eating corn on the cob (via Neatorama).

Jul 15th

Top 10 Things Americans Want but Can't Have

Jul 15th

Steven: Finally home after a very deep (and long) conversation with my coworker Clif.

Jul 15th

Awesome. Reblogged via curlyurl

Jul 14th

How To Light Your Workspace.

Jul 14th

Splut

Jul 14th

"Homer as Miss Puss"

Jul 14th

White House Nickels and Dimes with Congress...

Jul 14th

Steven: Home

Jul 14th

White House Nickels and Dimes with...

Bush administration apparently has a patriotism issue and can’t seem to “support our...

Jul 14th

“Naturally, the common people don’t want war, but after...”
— Hermann Goering,...

Jul 13th

Steven: Co-worker #2 has called out. Looks like this one’s going til 1.

Jul 13th

Steven: Just got another call from the boss. Looks like I’ll be working tonight, from 5 or 6...

Jul 13th

Steven: Eating some apple sauce. Why not?

Jul 13th

Steven: Nudging people who need to remember to tweet every once in a while.

Jul 13th

On shaving

Corcarpemei: You're going for full-out mutton chops, aren't you?
Andy: I suppose.
Andy: I'm shaving from the jawline down
Andy: I'm just seeing how full it gets
Andy: and that's it
Andy: maybe if they can touch.
Andy: I'm also shaving my lip. I can't stand mustaches
Corcarpemei: So you're lazy...but not totally lazy.
Andy: yeah
Andy: hahaha
Andy: that's one way of looking at it

Jul 13th

So this guy walks into a...

Cheryl: so did i ever tell you the kama sutra story?
Corcarpemei: No
Corcarpemei: Do tell.
Cheryl: hokay
so a man comes in to work, he looks like he's in his late 30s or early 40s
he walks up to me and asks where he can find kama sutra
i was surprised b/c most men don't ask for help
so i told him to look in sexuality
"oh no no, it wouldn't be there"
haha
yay
"sir, i am certain that it is over there"
"no no, it's about body language"
hehe
he didn't believe me at all
so i pulled it up on our computer to show him that it was, in fact, in sexuality
he followed me explaining, "i was reading an article on body language and it mentioned this book as a reference"
so i pulled out a book, opened it up, and asked, "this kind of body language??"
he was so embarrassed

Jul 13th

Steven: More stuff on the tumblelog. Feel free to check it out: http://corcarpemei.tumblr.com/

Jul 13th

Sigbritt Löthberg, 75, has world's fastest...

Jul 13th

Why Doesn't Evolution Get Rid of Ugly People?

Jul 13th

“Between now and November, a lot of things are going to...”
— Rick Santorum (R-PA; douche)  ...

Jul 13th

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Hindu Prayer Shouted Down in US Senate Ah, that’s why we have separation of Church and State...

Jul 13th

How Geeks Paint Their Car - Now THAT is a babe magnet…...

Jul 12th

In Our Bedroom After the War

It’s pretty good. If you like Stars, you should get your paws on it. (via corcarpemei’s...

Jul 12th

elín hansdóttir

Jul 12th

Steven: Been gutting my old Macs to form one super Power Macintosh.

Jul 12th

Steven: The internet is being finicky today.

Jul 12th

Steven: Finally awake. Wow.

Jul 12th

Power Earrings (via sloober) I so wish my girl was a Mac...

Jul 12th

Vintage Apple ADB Mouse Revival Mod

Jul 12th

Steven: Next to my girlfriend. We’re both on our lappies.

Jul 11th

Words of the Day

So I’m not in the mood to actually link all the interesting stories that I’ve found for...

Jul 11th

Steven: Towels are great. Walking around in them is even better.

Jul 11th

Steven: Busy being naked in the shower.

Jul 11th

Steven: Excuse me, I meant that I have Quadras and Power Macintoshes (pre-G3).

Jul 11th

Steven: Playing with five new toys: old Power Macs and Quadras.

Jul 11th

Steven: I really want to climb into bed, but not with a guy fixing my front door.

Jul 11th

The New Coke Can Design Is The Old Coke Can...

Jul 10th

I know of this sweet government job, you...

Jul 10th

Steven: Off to work.

Jul 10th

Condoms get you pregnant and other “facts”...

Jul 10th

Steven: Picked up a few hours on my off day. Now I’ll work from 4-9.

Jul 10th

Price of gas changing youths' social lives

Jul 10th

Sony Cuts PlayStation 3 Price

Jul 10th

Confessions of a Linux Fan: 10 Things You...

Jul 10th

The mystery of the "short" cappuccino.

Jul 10th

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The Wind

Jul 9th

Steven: Girl failing a metal detector in a movie: “It’s gotta be my braces, I swear...

Jul 9th

Ok, so this is what I want...

I’ve been searching around for a little while here in last.fm land because I’ve been...

Jul 9th

Steven: I have 1000 artists in my iTunes library!

Jul 9th

Steven: Off to work for now. 7 hours and counting.

Jul 8th

Steven: @imthejoy: did you ever get a pownce invite? I didn’t have any when you asked, but...

Jul 8th

3 Dollars or Less : Cheap Eats

Jul 8th

55 Essential Articles Every Serious Blogger...

Jul 8th

Steven: Max Richter is AMAZING.

Jul 8th

Linus Torvalds loses his dignity.

Jul 8th

Steven: Bathing and absorbing some new ambient music.

Jul 7th

Max Richter – Music at Last.fm

Jul 6th

“Why is the President flip-flopping? Why does Scooter Libby...”
— Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE), noting...

Jul 6th

via www.oldamericancentury.org

Jul 6th

Steven: A few new bits on the tumblelog: http://corcarpemei.tumblr.com

Jul 6th

Steven: Yet another storm is brewing. :(

Jul 6th

The Baconator [humor]

Jul 6th

Why is the President flip-flopping?

Jul 4th

Steven: I have a dual-monitor setup. I just tried to move my mouse onto my TV across the room. It...

Jul 3rd

Steven: Coffee + chocolate Teddy Grahams = suprisingly good

Jul 3rd

Steven: Woke up at 2. Gotta work from 3-9.

Jul 2nd

Steven: Finally got Pownce!

Jul 2nd

Steven: @jazzy_jean: can you come back?

Jul 1st

Steven: @MacKevinNYC: Sicko is great. You’re gonna love it.

Jul 1st

Steven: More on the tumblelog: http://corcarpemei.tumblr.com/

Jul 1st

Bush Is Told to Justify Executive Privilege

Jul 1st

O RLY?! (I really don’t know what to say to this.)  ...

Jul 1st

Scientists find drug to banish bad memories

Jul 1st

Resolute Wal-Mart shopper attempts to...

Jul 1st

Steven: I need to take a shower, but I’m hesitant with this storm.

Jul 1st

Steven: @jazzy_jean: can you get on AIM?

Jul 1st

Steven: I’m afraid that I’m gonna lose the internet soon with this storm. :(

Jul 1st

Steven: There has been thunder rumbling constantly in the distance for about 15 minutes. Not good.

Jul 1st

This is Jameson calling me out on me calling him out on not...

Jul 1st

Steven: Jameson Quave is a man who must have jewels the size of bowling balls. ...

Jul 1st

Steven: Had a great night at work. Gonna go to sleep sooner or later.

Jul 1st